A case of mistaken gchat identity

Co-worker commandeers my computer and my g-chat while I am out of the room. While friend Delila is hammering on about boy problems, colleague impersonating me takes the conversation from the mundane to the impossibly weird. Even for me.  

Delila: Ha. "You're so vain...don't u .."

9:38 AM Comes to mind.. David called me last night

9:39 AM He was writing me an email back, abt "our relationship".. And just called instead

  After 3 min his phone cut out of signal...

9:40 AM I think he just couldn't handle talking :/ he's literally never just picked up the phone, instead of closed comm emailing...

 me: I AM KELLY

  I AM INTERNETS!

  LOOK AT ME

 Delilah: hahahahaa

 me: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

  I USE WORK RESOURCES FOR SOCIAL ACTIVITIES!

9:41 AM I AM TAKING UP BANDWITH

 Delilah: JEsUS

  YES

 me: delilah --this is the real kelly that was my colleague Samson

 Delilah: Hahahaa

  Huh?

  Ok...

 me: i will explain shortly

9:42 AM Delilah: Aha ok

9:44 AM Tell Samson this is NOT social activities...