Night of the Banquet

Some highlights from my biggest fundraiser of the year.

The key note speech was TERRIBLE. If I heard one more stutter from the former ambassador I was going to fork my eye.

My boss acknowledged me (a good thing) but also butchered my last name. For the record, it is Kelly DaviEs, not Kelly Davis.

I was chased by a mad, Palestinian because I gave him a table by the doorway. An act that completely disrespected him and all of his countrymen. Therefore, I am complicit in a Zionist conspiracy (but of course.)

The lamb steak was undercooked.  But the orange truffle cheesecake a delight.

All in all, a great evening.

My camera goes missing for a few hours.

Not sure who is responsible for this. Some good close ups though.