Clueless

Woman: "Have you been to Hellers? you should take your kids there. the donuts are incredible."

Man: "really, I will have to do that."

Woman: "the coffee isn't great"

Man: "Well, I am a coffee snob."

Woman: "Me too. Have you had Swings coffee?"

Man: "I have. I worked at the WH for years" (saying in a condensing voice..remember??)."Of course."

Woman: "I have beans in my freezer from Swings."

Man: "You'll have to make me a cup of coffee sometime."

Woman: (approaching the front door of apt). "Well, thanks for walking me home. Thanks for the beers."

Man: "You are welcome. Thanks for the conversation." (Insert: really bad kiss).

Woman: "Wow. I wasn't expecting that."

Man: "really? Take me upstairs ____. Make me a cup of coffee."

Woman: "Wow. That's forward. How about your girlfriend. How about...etc..??. No, I am seeing someone. I'm not messing that up. You obviously don't care."

Man: (kisses her again). "I can taste the hormones on your lips."

Woman: (throwing up in her mouth silently). "I don't want this right now. I am going upstairs. Alone."

Man: (calling woman by her first and last name now). _____.______. "Make me a cup of coffee!"

Man: "I've wanted you since the moment I met you."

Woman: "You obviously have no conscience."

Man: "I can keep this discreet, if that's what you want. We should go inside. This is a small city." (people will see us..).

Woman: (Thinking.. probably not good since your divorce is final and you're already attempting to cheat on your girlfriend). " I don't follow your logic. This is not happening. Good night."

Man: "Make me a cup of coffee. Make me a cup of coffee."

Man: (pulls her back, preventing her from getting in the door). Now, begging. "Don't push me away. Little girl. you're soaked aren't you."

Woman: (makes her way in the door). "Don't make that face."

Man: you can change your mind in the next 5 minutes, if you want. when I am walking home.

Woman: hmmm. Thanks... (Gets upstairs, safe and sound. Locks the door. Phone rings. twice. Silencing her phone.. ). She sleeps, in peace.