Monday, November 15, 2010

Coupledom



It has been brought to my attention that I have been remiss in my blogging. I blame "The Boyfriend".
And happiness of course.
In this posting I have decided to address how certain aspects of my life have changed. For the better? You be the judge.

The Boyfriend & The Blog:
Well I can't  very well detail out our relationship foibles and fandangos. Three words though: Olive Oil Incident. 

The Boyfriend & Facebook:
I claim guilt here. I stalk my boyfriend on Facebook.  'Who in the hell has the audacity to place three dots on your page!!!!!'  (For the record-I need a hobby and Facebook is evil.)

The Boyfriend & the Friends:
I don't know why certain boyfriends and certain friends can be so polarizing. Maybe I like difficult people.  My friends love to hate him, he loathes them. Yet we break bread and everyone behaves! Love civility, & diplomacy.

The Boyfriend & the Dog:
It was far from love at first sight. She licked his toes. He told her something unseemly in Arabic.  She went from having first dibs to the bed to having to sleep on the floor, tethered to a bed post. He looked on enviously as she was spoiled and all of her needs were met. Yet somehow they overcame great odds to becoming more than 'Boyfriend and Dog'.  He is her greatest ally in the kitchen and she protects him from 'Master's' occasional tempter tantrums.